A burglar prowled outside a house
as quiet as a creeping mouse.
But little did he know or guess,
that inside lay a mighty mess.
A little boy who did not clean
lay fast asleep in this crime scene.
Toys spilled from drawers across the floor,
odd socks were dangling from the door.
Crumbs were scattered like confetti,
on the light there hung spagetti!
So when the burglar crept inside,
he was completely horrified!
‘I AM TOO LATE’ he cried and sobbed,
‘THIS PLACE WAS ALREADY ROBBED!’